But first, the advice is this:
Don't pretend to be cool if you aren't.
Thus, the following examples are some banned activities:
1. Play beer pong with apple juice instead of beer. If you're not actually playing with alcoholic beverages, the entire point of the game is absent. (This is not to say that the writers of FailThoughts condone underage drinking. To be honest, we discourage you from doing so.)
2. Dance in public if nobody else is dancing, especially when you're a shitty dancer.
3. Talk about people as if you knew them really well, when you really don't.
Actually, those prior three examples can all be condensed into an entire new piece of advice!
You won't impress anybody if you're not acting like yourself.
Well, it may work for a while, but like Merope and Tom Riddle, Sr from Harry Potter 6... But ultimately, you're doomed for failure.
And for those fools who are unfamiliar with the story, the gist of it is this:
Merope loves Tom Riddle. Tom Riddle doesn't love Merope.
Merope gives Tom Riddle a love potion.
Tom Riddle loves Merope.
Merope fools herself into thinking that Tom's love is genuine.
Merope stops giving Riddle the potion.
Tom leaves Merope.
Merope is left single, dirt-poor, and pregnant.
Don't be like Merope. Don't try to be cool if you're not.
Just be yourself.
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#1 - We don't? What?
ReplyDeleteSo here's the basic sequence of events:
You don't act like yourself -> No one likes you ->You end up pregnant