Oh! Does he like me? Do I like him? Why do I like him? Is it just because I have a chance with him (we're both desperate) or because I genuinely like him? Do I want to date him? Does he want to date me? Am I any good in relationships? What if I botch everything up? AHH!
Or:
Ugh, I'm bored. Woot, I'll watch a movie! Fuck... I'm too bored to watch a movie. Ooh, my friend just sent me a link; he says it's amusing. Damn it all! I'm too bored to click on that link and then pay attention... What do I do? I'm still freaking bored!
Or:
I'm hungry. Wait, I can't eat; I'm too fat. But... I'm hungry! I want sugar! Well, I'll just eat an apple then, that has sugar. Wait, apples aren't filling... I know! I'll eat cookies and ice cream again (lolwut. Logic fail. Cookies and ice cream aren't filling either). No, I can't eat that; I'll just get fatter. But... I'm hungry still! Fuck it all, I'll eat the goddamned cookie. (nomnomnom) I'm still hungry. Time to eat ice cream! (nomnomnom). Hm, too much junk food, I'll balance that with an apple. (nomnomnom).
You think and think and you worry and worry and you question and question until... 5, 10, or 30 minutes of your life has passed by, and yet, you've accomplished absolutely nothing.
You know what you should do instead?
Either act on your gut instinct or simply stop thinking.
Remember, it truly is possible to think too hard.
Stop. You don't want to hurt yourself.
That kind of pointless musing is not really thinking anyway... REAL thinking is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteJenn, this is terrible advice. LOL
ReplyDeletePS. Like the video I added? :D
ReplyDeleteSorry Jen, but that video totally outshined your adivce. Irregardless, I am left here grinning :D
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