Enlightening Thought #20

Sometime in the past two weeks, I decided that I needed a new pair of sunglasses. I headed over to some websites and began browsing through pages upon pages of lenses. Wayfarers looked pretty enticing. They were colorful and bright (summery and sunshiney!)... and had been popular in the 1960's - the same time Converses had become popular. And OMFG, I love Converses. I figured I could just adopt the 60's style or something and leave this century behind.

WRONG.

I ran into a road block when I discovered I couldn't decide between the red and white Wayfarers. So I went to Google and image searched "Wayfarers" to see how different colors looked on different people.

And what was I met with?

THIS.


Is he constipated?

And worse yet...

THIS.


I make duck lips yay. (Actually, I'm not sure which one is worse.)

I felt so scarred. But at least I was saved.

The moral of the story?

Do a Google search before making any major life decisions.

Or your face may become permanently stuck in the "D:" position.