Enlightening Thought #3

After a failed attempt to cook with my family this past Easter, I resigned to watching my mom chop onions while I beat eggs instead. As my eyes filled up with tears from the seemingly endless onion pile, I had my amazing thought of the day:

Life is like an onion.

Nothing too complicated here.

Both make you bawl your eyes out for no good reason, and each time you peel off another layer, you think you're getting closer to the secrets of life. But what do you get instead?

The same damn thing.

There's your enlightening thought of the day.